Mitt romney

Depressingly, some freaks were actually impressed by Romney’s penchant for bullying. One percent of the survey’s respondents (9 out of 1,004 adults, pollster Gary Langer tells us) said that Romney’s diabolical high jinks are a “major reason to support” him. Presumably, they admitted this while masturbating to crush videos in a musty basement filled with jars of their own urine. … [Read more...] about Some People Were Impressed by Mitt Romney’s High-School Cruelty

The Romney campaign’s defense is that none of these are outright lies. Which is true! They are just completely misleading, irrelevant, or context-free claims which would persuade only the most gullible and/or uninformed swing-state voters. Which tells you what Mitt Romney thinks of Ohio.  … [Read more...] about People of Ohio: Mitt Romney Thinks You’re All Idiots

Two of the most recent TV ads of the presidential campaign are also both two of the most dishonest ads of the presidential campaign. A Romney commercial makes it sound as if President Obama has decided to mail a welfare check to everyone in America. That is not the case: … [Read more...] about The Unnecessary Lies of the Obama and Romney Campaigns

“Mormons don’t believe like we believe,” said Dianna McCullough, a retired factory worker, as she tossed salad in a Tree of Life Ministries soup kitchen. “Like the wives — Romney’s probably got more than one.” … [Read more...] about Some Voters Worried About All Those Wives Mitt Romney Probably Has

Unlike Romney — who, essentially, was only saying there should be no special favors handed out because your nephew is the president — Carr very directly implied a nasty nepotism underfoot. “Now he’s claiming he’s got a Social Security number and drivers’ license and no one knows how he got them,” Carr told Romney, “but they’re apparently legit even though he’s in the country illegally.” … [Read more...] about Mitt: Deport Obama’s Uncle